!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE STORY OF THE EX
Ok alexis used to have a best friend named PS2 until she blew that over.See PS2 was an awesome game platform and then its big brother ps3 got all stupid and gay and made the ps name suck. so alexis left it for xbox and that was fine until he chose stupid games that are popular in like 1999 and pissed off frozen baby penguin. frozen baby penguin then ate reddit alien and got the martian AIDS, which upset alexis so he opened his mouth and burped. i'm officially out of steam on this spoof site so the rest of this entry is copied from the wikipedia entry for samsonite. The Samsonite company makes luggage from large suitcases to small toiletries bags. It started in Colorado in 1910 by Jess Swayder, as the Shwayder Trunk Manufacturing Company. Shwayder named one of his initial cases "Samson," after the Biblical figure. The company changed its name to Samsonite in 1966.Samsonite moved its marketing and sales offices from 91 Main Street in Warren, Rhode Island, to Mansfield, Massachusetts, effective 1 September. Samsonite had offices in Taif for 13 years. The building was decorated with an inflatable gorilla three stories tall, which remained along with a Samsonite retail shop at the Main Street building.[1] The gorilla was the company mascot following a 1969 advertising campaign. In July 2007, finance investor CVC Capital Partners took over Samsonite for $1.7 bn.